Spooky Halloween Quotes

I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be able to sleep again.
- M.R. James

There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.
- Dwight Schrute

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- Charles Swartz

Use your head; cut off theirs.
- Max Brooks

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.
- Anonymous

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!
- Winifred Sanderson

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Jack Torrance

They’re coming to get you Barbra!
- Johnny

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
- Lloyd Douglas

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
- Buffy Summers

 There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
- George Carlin

At last darkness has come. Goodbye, Maggie Evans. I might have loved you, I might have spared you, but now you must die.
- Barnabas Collins 

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard

I’ve often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.
- Fox Mulder

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth!
- George Romero

Fear has many eyes and can see things underground.
- Miguel de Cervantes

Bump-dee-bump! My life for you!
- Trashcan Man

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
- Cady Heron

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
- Steve Almond

Eddie! You better start dawdling, or you’re going to be on time for school!
- Lily Munster