Santa Claus Quotes
“Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Craig Claiborne
“The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Stephen Wright
“One of the problems we have in this country is that too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too many children don't”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Lee Lauer
“Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Samuel Butler
“A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by William Feather
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Shirley Temple
“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Jack Handy
“Harry Potter is like Santa Claus... he is sooo REAL!”
- Santa Claus Quotes
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Dick Gregory
“No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Alfred E. Smith
“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by W. C. Fields
“A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by James Gould Cozzens
“God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Henry Louis Mencken
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
- Santa Claus Quotes
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Victor Borge
“A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Herbert Hoover
“Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.”
- Santa Claus Quotes by Henry Louis Mencken
