Retirement Quotes
"The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does."
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"The money's no better in retirement but the hours are!"
- Retirement Quotes by Anonymous
"Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."
- Retirement Quotes by Jim Bishop
"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
- Retirement Quotes by Abe Lemons
"Retire from work, but not from life."
- Retirement Quotes by M.K. Soni
"When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch."
- Retirement Quotes by R.C. Sherriff
"When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income."
- Retirement Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez
"When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking."
- Retirement Quotes by Gail Sheehy
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
- Retirement Quotes by Ella Harris
"Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty."
- Retirement Quotes by Harry Vardon
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
- Retirement Quotes by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
"I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!"
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial."
- Retirement Quotes by Seneca
"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"Retirement is the ugliest word in the language."
- Retirement Quotes by Ernest Hemingway
"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness."
- Retirement Quotes by William Wordsworth
"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."
- Retirement Quotes by George Foreman
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
- Retirement Quotes by Phyllis Diller
"There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working."
- Retirement Quotes by Robert Half
"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps."
- Retirement Quotes by Merri Brownworth
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"Life begins at retirement."
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
- Retirement Quotes by Herbert Asquith
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
- Retirement Quotes by Doug Larson
"Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money."
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day."
- Retirement Quotes by Anonymous
"Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese."
- Retirement Quotes by Gene Perret
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
- Retirement Quotes by George Burns
"Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it."
- Retirement Quotes by Abigail Charleson
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Retirement Quotes by Dean Martin
"Retirement: World's longest coffee break."
- Retirement Quotes by Author Unknown
"Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did."
- Retirement Quotes by Malcolm Forbes
"Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to."
- Retirement Quotes by Harry Emerson Fosdick
