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Off to College Quotes

"College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?"
- Off to College Quotes by David Wood

"Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught." Academy, n.": A modern school where football is taught."
- Off to College Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates."
- Off to College Quotes by Abbott Lawrence Lowell

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep."
- Off to College Quotes by W.H. Auden

"I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes."
- Off to College Quotes by Agnes DeMille

"There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes."
- Off to College Quotes by Art Buchwald

"If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you."
- Off to College Quotes by Author Unknown

"Where we love is home, Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."
- Off to College Quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes

"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."
- Off to College Quotes by Aristotle

"How did it get so late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December is here before it's June.My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?"
- Off to College Quotes by Dr. Seuss

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."
- Off to College Quotes by Theodore Roosevelt

"A college education shows a man how little other people know."
- Off to College Quotes by Thomas Chandler Haliburton

"College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage."
- Off to College Quotes by George Gobel

"The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong."
- Off to College Quotes by Nevin Fenneman

"A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000."
- Off to College Quotes by Leonard L." Levinson

"If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you."
- Off to College Quotes by Robert Goheen

"It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge."
- Off to College Quotes by Brooks Atkinson

"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
- Off to College Quotes by Author unknown

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."
- Off to College Quotes by Anthony J. D'Angelo

"Don't live down to expectations." Go out there and do something remarkable."
- Off to College Quotes by Wendy Wasserstein

"Excellence is not a skill." It is an attitude."
- Off to College Quotes by Ralph Marston

"Hitch your wagon to a star."
- Off to College Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you."
- Off to College Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."
- Off to College Quotes by Author Unknown

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- Off to College Quotes by Dr. Seuss

"Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally."
- Off to College Quotes by David Frost

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."
- Off to College Quotes by John Dewey

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
- Off to College Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The important thing is not to stop questioning."
- Off to College Quotes by Albert Einstein

"The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm."
- Off to College Quotes by Fred Dehner

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
- Off to College Quotes by Henry Ford

"Shoot for the moon." Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
- Off to College Quotes by Les Brown

"You learn something every day if you pay attention."
- Off to College Quotes by Ray LeBlond

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
- Off to College Quotes by Milton Berle

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught."
- Off to College Quotes by Oscar Wilde

"Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere."
- Off to College Quotes by Chinese Proverb

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
- Off to College Quotes by Francis Bacon

"What we are is God's gift to us." What we become is our gift to God."
- Off to College Quotes by Eleanor Powell

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value."
- Off to College Quotes by Albert Einstein

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
- Off to College Quotes by Theodore Roosevelt

"Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later."
- Off to College Quotes by Dana Stewart Scott

"The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher."
- Off to College Quotes by Thomas Henry Huxley

"When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves."
- Off to College Quotes by Anthony J. D'Angelo

"You've got a lot of choices." If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice."
- Off to College Quotes by Steven D." Woodhull

"Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right."
- Off to College Quotes by Henry Ford

"Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level."
- Off to College Quotes by Max L. Forman

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
- Off to College Quotes by Thomas Edison

"Don't find fault." Find a remedy."
- Off to College Quotes by Henry Ford

"There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream."
- Off to College Quotes by Author Unknown


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