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New Years Eve Quotes

"The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears."
- W. H. Auden

"Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time."
- Jean Paul Richter

"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive"
- Jay Leno

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights"
- Hamilton Wright Mabie

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughn

“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”
- Erma Bombeck

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”
- P. J. O'Rourke

“New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights”
- Hamilton Wright Mabie

“Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time. ”
- Jean Paul Richter

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