Milton Berle Quotes

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Yearbook Quotes, Off to College Quotes, Graduation Quotes, Opportunity Quotes

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Vision Quotes

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Vacation Quotes


I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

Taxes Quotes

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Grace Quotes, Poverty Quotes

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Opportunity Quotes, Positive Thinking Quotes

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience Quotes

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Work Quotes

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Accounting Quotes, Company Quotes