Marriage Quotes
- Marriage Quotes by Barbara De Angelis
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
- Marriage Quotes by Abraham Lincoln
“Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.”
- Marriage Quotes by Barnett Brickner
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
- Marriage Quotes by Rita Rudner
“Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.”
- Marriage Quotes by Lao Tzu
“Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly”
- Marriage Quotes by Voltaire
“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
- Marriage Quotes by Andre Maurois
“After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.”
- Marriage Quotes by Helen Rowland
“Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.”
- Marriage Quotes by Mae West
“The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.”
- Marriage Quotes by Harold Nicolson
“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
- Marriage Quotes by Judith Viorst
“After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.”
- Marriage Quotes by Mel Gibson
“Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.”
- Marriage Quotes by Dr. James
“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”
- Marriage Quotes by G. K. Chesterton
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
- Marriage Quotes by Mae West
“Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have that: one friend in an indifferent world”
- Marriage Quotes by Erica Jong
“Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.”
- Marriage Quotes by Louis K. Anspacher
“There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men”
- Marriage Quotes by French Proverb
“The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.”
- Marriage Quotes by Oscar Wilde
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
- Marriage Quotes by Oscar Wilde
“People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.”
- Marriage Quotes by Oscar Wilde
“Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life”
- Marriage Quotes by Aphra Behn
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
- Marriage Quotes by Helen Rowland
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
- Marriage Quotes by Albert Einstein
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
- Marriage Quotes by Doug Larson
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
- Marriage Quotes by Carrie P. Snow
“Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.”
- Marriage Quotes by Tom Mullen
“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
- Marriage Quotes by Groucho Marx
“When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.”
- Marriage Quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche
“The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it”
- Marriage Quotes by Jay Trachman
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
- Marriage Quotes by Marie Corelli
“Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man”
- Marriage Quotes by Joseph Joubert
“To marry a woman who you love and who loves you is to lay a wager with her as to who will stop loving the other first”
- Marriage Quotes by Albert Camus
“Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.”
- Marriage Quotes by Bertrand Russell
“I know some good marriages - marriages where both people are just trying to get through their days by helping each other, being good to each other”
- Marriage Quotes by Erica Jong
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
- Marriage Quotes by Leonardo da Vinci
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
- Marriage Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
- Marriage Quotes by Mark Twain
“Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building”
- Marriage Quotes by Oscar Wilde
“Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters”
- Marriage Quotes by Czech Proverb
“Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.”
- Marriage Quotes by Harlan Miller
“Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.”
- Marriage Quotes by Marvin Gaye
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.”
- Marriage Quotes by Socrates
“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty”
- Marriage Quotes by Helen Rowland
“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.”
- Marriage Quotes by Cher quotes
“Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers”
- Marriage Quotes by Alan King
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him”
- Marriage Quotes by Cher
