Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

A word to the wise is infuriating.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Buy the ticket, take the ride.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.
Hunter S. Thompson

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
- Hunter S. Thompson Quotes