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"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
- Author Unknown

"Eat, drink and be scary."
- Author Unknown

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
- Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls

"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
- Jean Baudrillard

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
- Charles Swartz

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barharn

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days."
- Author Unknown

"Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night."
- Steve Almond

"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things."
- Dee Snider

"Hold on, man.  We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title."
- From Scooby-Doo

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.  And the best part?  With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."
- Conan O'Brien

"Where there is no imagination there is no horror."
- Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
- George Carlin

"There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery."
- Joseph Conrad

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barham

"If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost." 
- Lloyd Douglas

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.  C.B. is such a loser.  He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock

"Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold." 
- Judith Olney

"Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on."
- River Phoenix

"True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen."
- Author Unknown

"They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk."
- Saying of unknown origin

"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday."
- Gwen Stefani

"Clothes make a statement.  Costumes tell a story."
- Mason Cooley

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
- William Shakespeare

"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?"
- Drew Carey

"Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many."
- Robert Kirby

"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau

"There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask."
- Colette

"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."
- Fernando Pessoa

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
- Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes

"After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers."
- Emily Luchetti

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