Funny Work Quotes

"The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
- Robert Frost

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Oscar Wilde

"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished."
- Leslie Nielsen

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Edgar Bergen

"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."
- Slappy White

"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day."
- Robert Frost

"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."
- Robert Frost

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
- Sam Ewing

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
- Charles Lamb

"I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'."
- Robert Paul

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
- Steve Martin

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it."
- Abraham Lincoln

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office."
- Robert Frost

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante

"The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important."
- Milo Bloom

"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
- Ogden Nash

"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error."
- Dennis Miller

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs."
- Christopher Hampton

"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."
- Dennis Miller


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