Funny Work Quotes
Funny Quotes
"The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
- Funny Work Quotes by Robert Frost
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Funny Work Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished."
- Funny Work Quotes by Leslie Nielsen
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Funny Work Quotes by Edgar Bergen
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."
- Funny Work Quotes by Slappy White
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day."
- Funny Work Quotes by Robert Frost
"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."
- Funny Work Quotes by Robert Frost
"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
- Funny Work Quotes by Sam Ewing
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
- Funny Work Quotes by Charles Lamb
"I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'."
- Funny Work Quotes by Robert Paul
"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
- Funny Work Quotes by Steve Martin
"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it."
- Funny Work Quotes by Abraham Lincoln
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office."
- Funny Work Quotes by Robert Frost
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Funny Work Quotes by Jimmy Durante
"The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important."
- Funny Work Quotes by Milo Bloom
"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
- Funny Work Quotes by Ogden Nash
"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error."
- Funny Work Quotes by Dennis Miller
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs."
- Funny Work Quotes by Christopher Hampton
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."
- Funny Work Quotes by Dennis Miller
