"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
- Marty Feldman
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
- Sam Levenson
"How to make a million dollars. First, get a million dollars."
- Steve Martin
"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
- Will Rogers
"I am not young enough to know everything."
- Oscar Wilde
"Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried."
- Mae West
"Some folk are wise, and some are otherwise."
- Tobias Smollett
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend."
- Zenna Schaffer
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell