Funny Winning Quotes
Funny Quotes
"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, "Sorry, Mom," but nobody beats me."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Leo Durocher
"Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Vincent van Gogh
"The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Gene Mauch
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
- Funny Winning Quotes by George Carlin
"Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Leo Durocher
"Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Dianne Feinstein
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Vince Lombardi
"If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Leo Durocher
"No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning."
- Funny Winning Quotes by George Carlin
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Leo Durocher
"Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Damon Hill
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
- Funny Winning Quotes by Vince Lombardi
"Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Ade's Law
"Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Vince Lombardi
"Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts.' probably lost."
- Funny Winning Quotes by Mary Ashton Livermore
