Funny Winning Quotes

"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, "Sorry, Mom," but nobody beats me."
- Leo Durocher

"Winning isn't's the only thing."
- Vincent van Gogh

"The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do."
- Gene Mauch

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
- George Carlin

"Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot."
- Leo Durocher

"Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it."
- Dianne Feinstein

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi

"If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired."
- Leo Durocher

"No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning."
- George Carlin

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
- Leo Durocher

"Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog."
- Damon Hill

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
- Vince Lombardi

"Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry."
- Ade's Law

"Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
- Vince Lombardi

"Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts.' probably lost."
- Mary Ashton Livermore

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