Funny Wine Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Henry Fielding
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Benjamin Franklin
"Wine is bottled poetry."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson
"The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Carroll O'Connor
"Good wine needs no bush."
- Funny Wine Quotes by William Shakespeare
"Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Mark Twain
"I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Brendan Behan
"I like my whisky old and my women young."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Errol Flynn
"The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Diogenes
"Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost."
- Funny Wine Quotes by Samuel Johnson
