Funny Wine Quotes

"Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy."
- Henry Fielding

"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Wine is bottled poetry."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with."
- Carroll O'Connor

"Good wine needs no bush."
- William Shakespeare

"Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration."
- Mark Twain

"I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started."
- Brendan Behan

"I like my whisky old and my women young."
- Errol Flynn

"The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust."
- Diogenes

"Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost."
- Samuel Johnson

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