Funny Water Quotes

"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
- W. C. Fields

"Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases."
- Chinese Proverbs

"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem."
- Alexander Jodorowsky

"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?"
- Wendy Liebman

"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
- W. C. Fields

"You cannot push a cow's head down unless it is drinking water by it's own will."
- Chinese Proverbs

"Water is the only drink for a wise man."
- Henry David Thoreau

"It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?"
- Bill Hicks

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