Funny Water Quotes
Funny Quotes
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
- Funny Water Quotes by Eleanor Roosevelt
"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
- Funny Water Quotes by W. C. Fields
"Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster."
- Funny Water Quotes by Benjamin Franklin
"Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases."
- Funny Water Quotes by Chinese Proverbs
"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem."
- Funny Water Quotes by Alexander Jodorowsky
"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?"
- Funny Water Quotes by Wendy Liebman
"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
- Funny Water Quotes by W. C. Fields
"You cannot push a cow's head down unless it is drinking water by it's own will."
- Funny Water Quotes by Chinese Proverbs
"Water is the only drink for a wise man."
- Funny Water Quotes by Henry David Thoreau
"It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?"
- Funny Water Quotes by Bill Hicks
