Funny Vegetarian Quotes

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
- Rita Rudner

"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
- Groucho Marx

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals."
- Colman McCarthy

"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter.""
- Andy Rooney

"You can shoot the tiger, or stay out of his way, but you cannot pronounce him a vegetarian."
- Richard Mitchell

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
- A. Whitney Brown

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey

"I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens."
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."
- Paul McCartney

"Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian."
- Heywood C. Broun

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