Funny Teenage Love Quotes

"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
- Lisa Hoffman

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh

"First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time."
- Honore de Balzac

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
- Robert Frost

"Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives."
- Camille Paglia

"You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty."
- Anonymous

"Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late."
- Unknown

"Teenager - you know why your parents are so worried about you? It's because you're just like they were at your age!"
- Soren Lauritzen

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
- Lynda Barry

"The giving of love is an education in itself."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."
- Mae West

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss

"Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance."
- Oscar Wilde

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