"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
- Lisa Hoffman
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh
"First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time."
- Honore de Balzac
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
- Fran Lebowitz
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
- Robert Frost
"Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives."
- Camille Paglia
"You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty."
"Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late."
"Teenager - you know why your parents are so worried about you? It's because you're just like they were at your age!"
- Soren Lauritzen
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
- Lynda Barry
"The giving of love is an education in itself."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."
- Mae West
"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss
"Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance."
- Oscar Wilde