Funny Stupid Quotes
Funny Quotes
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by George Rogers
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." "I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb!" "If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." "To me, the greatest book of all time is The Bible because there's some religious stuff in it!" "We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." "In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination." "As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular." "I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." "For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off!" "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch!" "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything." "I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism." "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." "I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Jacques le Blanc
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Freddie Starr
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Ted Turner
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Linda Evangelista
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Jim Rosenberg
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Dan Quayle
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Mark Twain
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Oscar Wilde
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Gib Lewis
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Vlade Divac
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Johnny Carson
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Alan Minter
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Paris Hilton
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Arnold Schwartzanegger
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Gilda Radner
- Funny Stupid Quotes by George W. Bush
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Dan Quayle
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Christina Aguilera
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Ivana Trump
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Milos Forman
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Joe Theisman
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Frank Rizzo
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Dan Quayle
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Douglas Adams
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Britney Spears
