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Funny Stupid Quotes

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by George Rogers

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Jacques le Blanc

"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb!"
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Freddie Starr

"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Ted Turner

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Linda Evangelista

"To me, the greatest book of all time is The Bible because there's some religious stuff in it!"
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Jim Rosenberg

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Dan Quayle

"In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Mark Twain

"As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Oscar Wilde

"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Gib Lewis

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Vlade Divac

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off!"
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Johnny Carson

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Alan Minter

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Paris Hilton

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Arnold Schwartzanegger

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch!"
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Gilda Radner

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Dan Quayle

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Christina Aguilera

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Ivana Trump

"I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Milos Forman

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Joe Theisman

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Frank Rizzo

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Dan Quayle

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Douglas Adams

"I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
- Funny Stupid Quotes by Britney Spears




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