Funny Stress Quotes

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
- Doug Larson

"A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood"
- John Gray

"Pressure and anxiety is the common cold of the psyche."
- Andrew Denton

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
- Will Rogers

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
- Jennifer Yane

"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it."
- Sydney J. Harris

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
- Albert Einstein

"There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
- Henry Kissinger

"Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you."
- John De Paola

"The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live."
- Margaret Fuller

"Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency."
- Natalie Goldberg

"Every problem has a gift for you in its hands."
- Richard Bach

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
- Bertrand Russell

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