Funny Sister Quotes
Funny Quotes
"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Patricia McCann
"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Charles M. Schulz
"Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!"
- Funny Sister Quotes by Charlotte M. Yonge
"I am an only child. I have one sister."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Woody Allen
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out."
- Funny Sister Quotes by George Brett
"A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Elizabeth Fishel
"Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Rudyard Kipling
"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!"
- Funny Sister Quotes
"Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house."
- Funny Sister Quotes
"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Linda Sunshine
"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five."
- Funny Sister Quotes by Pam Brown
