"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."
- Oscar Wilde
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair."
- Patricia McCann
"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
- Charles M. Schulz
"Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!"
- Charlotte M. Yonge
"I am an only child. I have one sister."
- Woody Allen
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out."
- George Brett
"A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite."
- Elizabeth Fishel
"Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears."
- Rudyard Kipling
"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!"
"Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house."
"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good."
- Linda Sunshine
"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five."
- Pam Brown