Funny Romantic Love Quotes

"Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter."
- Cecilia Egan

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
- Cathy Carlyle

"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."
- Glenn Beck

"Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up!"
- Anonymous

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
- Brendan Francis

"Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain."
- Billie Holiday

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
- Henry Kissinger

"Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it."
- George Carlin

"To love and win, is the best thing. To love and lose, is the next best thing."
- William M. Thackeray

"Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman."
- Oscar Wilde

"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
- Agatha Christie

"Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse."
- Halen

"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
- Albert Einstein

"Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them except love them again."
- Unknown

"Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life."
- Lord Byron

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
- Dorothy Parker

"My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there."
- Carrie Fisher

"Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery."
- Fulton J. Sheen

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia."
- H.L.Mencken

"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.""
- Anonymous

"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner

"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck."
- Anonymous

"You know it's love when you keep holding hands even after they are sweaty."
- Anonymous

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- Groucho Marx

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