Funny Romantic Love Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Cecilia Egan
"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Cathy Carlyle
"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Glenn Beck
"Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up!"
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Anonymous
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Brendan Francis
"Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Billie Holiday
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Henry Kissinger
"Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by George Carlin
"To love and win, is the best thing. To love and lose, is the next best thing."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by William M. Thackeray
"Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Agatha Christie
"Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Halen
"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Albert Einstein
"Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them except love them again."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Unknown
"Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Lord Byron
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Dorothy Parker
"My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Carrie Fisher
"Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Fulton J. Sheen
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by H.L.Mencken
"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.""
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Anonymous
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Rita Rudner
"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Anonymous
"You know it's love when you keep holding hands even after they are sweaty."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Anonymous
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- Funny Romantic Love Quotes by Groucho Marx
