Funny Parenting Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Bill Cosby
"A father's words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Paul Lewis
"The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Shakespeare
"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Harry S Truman
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
"People who spend half their time wondering how their children will turn out, and the rest of the time when they will turn in."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Eleanor Graham Vance
"It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Barbara Kingsolver
"Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Bruce Lansky
"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Michael Levine
"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.."
- Funny Parenting Quotes
"My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Billy Connolly
"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Douglas Adams
"The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.."
- Funny Parenting Quotes
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Phyllis Diller
"Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Rebecca Richards
"Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by David Frost
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Sam Levenson
"Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Homer Simpson
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by P.O'Brien
"In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Benjamin Spock
"A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he’s always apologizing, his children are monsters."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin
"Never have children, only grandchildren."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Gore Vidal
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Woody Allen
"You can't scare me. I have children!"
- Funny Parenting Quotes by Garfield
