Funny Motivational Quotes

"Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts."
- Anonymous

"Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing."
- Alexander Woollcott

"All things are difficult before they are easy."
- Thomas Fuller

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
- Charles Schulz

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
- Zig Ziglar

"Start off every day with a smile and get it over with."
- W.C. Fields

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Robert Frost

"About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
- Herbert Clark Hoover

"Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it."
- Brian Vaszily

"Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He’s going to be up all night anyway."
- Mary C. Crowley

"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."
- Helen Rowland

"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
- Lou Holtz

"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
- Dale Carnegie

"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
- Robert Frost

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Charlie McCarthy

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