Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Anonymous
"Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Alexander Woollcott
"All things are difficult before they are easy."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Thomas Fuller
"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Charles Schulz
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Zig Ziglar
"Start off every day with a smile and get it over with."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by W.C. Fields
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Robert Frost
"About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Herbert Clark Hoover
"Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Brian Vaszily
"Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He’s going to be up all night anyway."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Mary C. Crowley
"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Helen Rowland
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Lou Holtz
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Dale Carnegie
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Robert Frost
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Funny Motivational Quotes by Charlie McCarthy
