Funny Mothers Day Quotes
Mothers are all slightly insane.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by J.D. Salinger
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Mark Twain
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Phyllis Diller
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Lisa Alther
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Aristotle
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Groucho Marx
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Tenneva Jordan
I married your mother because I wanted children; imagine my disappointment when you came along.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Groucho Marx
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Buddy Hackett
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Calvin rillin
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccolis.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by George Bush
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Helen Rowland
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Peter De Vries
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Chinese Proverb
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Oscar Wilde
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
- Funny Mothers Day Quotes by Phyllis Diller
