Funny Mother In Law Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Tommorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Les Dawson
"Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Brooks Hays
"Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Mark Twain
"I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'"
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Les Dawson
"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Henry Youngman
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Henny Youngman
"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Les Dawson
"My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said: 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Bob Monkhouse
"Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Ken Dodd
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property.""
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Joan Rivers
"Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Henry Louis Mencken
"The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea.""
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Les Dawson
"The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by James George Frazer
"English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her."
- Funny Mother In Law Quotes by Ken Dodd
