"True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one."
- La Rochefoucauld
"The sincerest love is the love of food."
- Bernard Shaw
"It is impossible to love and be wise."
- Francis Bacon
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
- David Bissonette
"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
- Helen Rowland
"I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands."
- Dudley Moore
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
- Winston Churchill
"The only people who make love all the time are liars."
- Louis Jordan
"Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman."
- Oscar Wilde
"You call it madness, but I call it love."
- Don Byas
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."
- Natalie Wood
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
- Woodrow Wyatt
"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."
- Melanie Griffith