Funny Leadership Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Dwight Eisenhower
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Benjamin Disraeli
"Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Publilius Syrus
"Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by John Naisbitt
"In my country we go to prison first and then become President"
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Nelson Mandela
"Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Dwight Eisenhower
"Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Robert Half
"The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Elaine Agather
"You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Dwight Eisenhower
"If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by The Bible
"It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead -- and find no one there."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Franklin D. Roosevelt
"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by James Crook
"If you're not confused, you're not paying attention."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Tom Peters
"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Malcolm Muggeridge
"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Adlai Stevenson
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Groucho Marx
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Lewis Grizzard
"The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Tony Blair
"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Spike Milligan
"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them think, they'll hate you."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Don Marquis
"You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Boris Yeltsin
"Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things."
- Funny Leadership Quotes by Peter F. Drucker
