Funny Kissing Quotes
Funny Quotes
"A man's kiss is his signature."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Mae West
"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Chico Marx
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Ingrid Bergman
"A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Guy de Maupassant
"Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Rene Yasenek
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Barbara Bush
"Stolen kisses are always sweetest."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Leigh Hunt
"For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Helen Rowland
"People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Bob Hope
"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Eduardo Galeano
"The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Henry Louis Mencken
"Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Chinese Proverb
"Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Rene Yasenek
"I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Henry Youngman
"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Mistinguett
"Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Remy de Gourmont
"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Helen Rowland
"I can't read lips unless they're touching mine."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Jon Troast
"If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Thomas Carlyle
"Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Raymond Chandler
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Albert Einstein
"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Arturo Toscanini
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight."
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Andy Warhol
"The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of an actress is the most unnerving. How can we tell if she means it or if she's just practicing?"
- Funny Kissing Quotes by Ruth Gordon
