Funny Housework Quotes
Funny Quotes
"If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Phyllis Diller
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- Funny Housework Quotes by C.E. Cowman
"Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Anne Gibbons
"You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Rudyard Kipling
"If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time."
- Funny Housework Quotes
"The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Agatha Christie
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Roseanne Barr
"My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Bette Midler
"Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Mario Buatta
"Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy."
- Funny Housework Quotes
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Mark Twain
"They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk?"
- Funny Housework Quotes
"When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Katharine Whitehorn
"At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Rose Macaulay
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Phyllis Diller
"This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Jim Lemon
"There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Joe Ryan
"Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."
- Funny Housework Quotes by Joan Rivers
