Funny Holiday Quotes

"I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally."
- Kylie Minogue

"Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales where walking was part of the holiday."
- Roger Bannister

"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
- George Bernard Shaw

"No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday."
- Erma Bombeck

"A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours."
- John B. Priestly

"The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday. It was solid with shipping."
- Douglas Bader

"To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance."
- Philip Andrew Adams

"Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws."
- George Carlin

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
- Dave Barry

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