Funny Holiday Quotes
Funny Quotes
"I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by Kylie Minogue
"Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales where walking was part of the holiday."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by Roger Bannister
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
"No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by John B. Priestly
"The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday. It was solid with shipping."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by Douglas Bader
"To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by Philip Andrew Adams
"Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by George Carlin
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
- Funny Holiday Quotes by Dave Barry
