Funny Happy Quotes

"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
- Christy Turlington

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
- Gustave Flaubert

"A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late."
- Frank Sinatra

"The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is."
- Louis-Ferdinand Destouches

"The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good."
- Bertrand Russell

"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn."
- Agatha Christie

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."
- Gertrude Stein

"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast."
- John Gunther

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."
- Albert Schweitzer

"Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness."
- Don Marquis

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich."
- Alan Alda

"Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact."
- Bertrand Russell

"To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness."
- Bertrand Russell

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
- Oscar Wilde

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
- Charles Schulz

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan

"Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion."
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
- Spike Milligan

"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."
- J. D. Salinger

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