Funny Halloween Quotes

Funny Halloween Quotes

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
- Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."
- Conan O'Brien

"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
- Jean Baudrillard

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
- Charles Swartz

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
- William Shakespeare

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock

"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?"
- Drew Carey

" Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barharn

 

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