Funny Friendship Quotes

"Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul."
- Ambrose Bierce

"I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."
- Peter Ustinov

"Friendship is Love without his wings!"
- Lord Byron

"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you."
- Yassir Arafat

"Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light."
- Jennie Jerome Churchill

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."
- Esther M. Clark

"A friend to all is a friend to none."
- Aristotle

"I got a lot of best friends. Some of them I don't even hardly know!"
- Archie Bunker

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."
- Silican proverb

"Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does."
- Jane Austen

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."
- Anonymous

"The best mirror is an old friend."
- George Herbert

"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."
- Virginia Woolf

"Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person."
- Unknown

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones

"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist."
- Aaron Machado

"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
- Bernard Meltzer

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends."
- Lord Chesterfield

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
- Harry S. Truman

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
- Samuel Butler

"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim."
- George Carlin

"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
- Edwin Arlington Robinson

"It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell."
- George Herbert

"Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused."
- Mason Cooley

"Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

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