Funny Friday Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Henry Youngman
"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Noel Coward
"There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting"
- Funny Friday Quotes by George Carlin
"I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Ann Diehl
"People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to ‘The Art of Happiness’ by the Dalai Lama."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Carmen Electra
"It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday."
- Funny Friday Quotes by American Proverb
"Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Jim Mitchell
"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Unknown
"Fridays are not 'pants optional."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Nancy Cartwright
"Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Byron Pulsifer
"Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Karen Kain
"Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Richard Nelson Bolles
"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Unknown
"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Ogden Nash
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them."
- Funny Friday Quotes by John Shirley
"Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do."
- Funny Friday Quotes by Richard Nelson Bolles
