Funny Friday Quotes

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman

"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."
- Noel Coward

"There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting"
- George Carlin

"I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent."
- Ann Diehl

"People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to ‘The Art of Happiness’ by the Dalai Lama."
- Carmen Electra

"It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday."
- American Proverb

"Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night."
- Jim Mitchell

"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."
- Unknown

"Fridays are not 'pants optional."
- Nancy Cartwright

"Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check."
- Byron Pulsifer

"Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other."
- Karen Kain

"Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon."
- Richard Nelson Bolles

"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday."
- Unknown

"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation."
- Ogden Nash

"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them."
- John Shirley

"Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do."
- Richard Nelson Bolles

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