Funny Flirting Quotes

"To have a man who can flirt is next thing to indispensable to a leader of society..
- Margaret Oliphant

"There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand..
- Joyce Jillson

"How can a bishop marry? How can he flirt? The most he can say is, "I will see you in the vestry after service"..
- Sydney Smith

"A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on..
- Oscar Wilde

"War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep..
- Samuel Ha-Nagid

"One kind of flirtation is to boast we never flirt..
- François de la Rochefoucauld

"God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool..
- Victor Hugo

"The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public..
- Oscar Wilde

"Oh yea FORTUNATELY the girls are a lot braver then the guys, they flirt all the time..
- Gwen Stefani

"I find it very difficult to draw a line between what's sex and what isn't. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar..
- santiz

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