Funny Fathers Day Quotes

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
- Anonymous

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
- Ernest Hemingway

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
- Tim Russert

Father, whom I murdered every night but one, That one, when your death murdered me.
- Howard Moss

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- Enid Bagnold

My father was a statesman; I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not.
- Indira Gandhi

To her the name of father was another name for love.
- Fanny Fern

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