Funny Family Quotes
Funny Quotes
"In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'."
- Funny Family Quotes by Margaret Laurence
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
- Funny Family Quotes by Ogden Nash
"Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space."
- Funny Family Quotes by Evan Esar
"The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended."
- Funny Family Quotes by Robert Frost
"It is easier for a father to have children than the happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family."
- Funny Family Quotes by Thomas Jefferson
"Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they usually do a good pruning job."
- Funny Family Quotes by O A Battista
"Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue."
- Funny Family Quotes by Moby
"Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate."
- Funny Family Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family."
- Funny Family Quotes by Bernard Shaw
"You’ll see a lot of funny stuff, you’ll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you’ll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together."
- Funny Family Quotes by Russell Simmons
"Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground."
- Funny Family Quotes by Francis Bacon
"The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to."
- Funny Family Quotes by Dodie Smith
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
- Funny Family Quotes by George Burns
"Family is just accident…. they don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are."
- Funny Family Quotes by Marsha Norman
"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
- Funny Family Quotes by Leo Tolstoy
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
- Funny Family Quotes by Ogden Nash
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
- Funny Family Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"It is easier for a father to have children than the happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family."
- Funny Family Quotes by Thomas Jefferson
"My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'"
- Funny Family Quotes by Penelope Lombard
"Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements."
- Funny Family Quotes by Elizabeth II
"Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family."
- Funny Family Quotes by Bernard Shaw
"Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements."
- Funny Family Quotes by Elizabeth II
"He that has no fools, knaves nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning."
- Funny Family Quotes by Thomas Fuller
"Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue."
- Funny Family Quotes by Moby
"Family is just accident…. they don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are."
- Funny Family Quotes by Marsha Norman
"You’ll see a lot of funny stuff, you’ll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you’ll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together."
- Funny Family Quotes by Russell Simmons
"The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to."
- Funny Family Quotes by Dodie Smith
"He that has no fools, knaves nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning."
- Funny Family Quotes by Thomas Fuller
