Funny Failure Quotes
Funny Quotes
"I had a mother who taught me there is no such thing as failure. It is just a temporary postponement of success."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Buddy Ebsen
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Bill Cosby
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Thomas A Edison
"Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Francois de La Rochefoucauld
"I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Earl Warren
"There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Cyrus H.K. Curtis
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Rule of Failure
"If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously!"
- Funny Failure Quotes by Cate Blanchett
"Success has many fathers, failure is a mother."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Jeanne Phillips
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Quentin Crisp
"If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Bill Lyon
"Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Knute Rockne
"Failure is inevitable. Success is elusive."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Steven Spielberg
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Agatha Christie
"Nothing succeeds like - failure."
- Funny Failure Quotes by Oliver Herford
