Funny Failure Quotes

"I had a mother who taught me there is no such thing as failure. It is just a temporary postponement of success."
- Buddy Ebsen

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas A Edison

"Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them."
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."
- Earl Warren

"There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
- Cyrus H.K. Curtis

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried."
- Rule of Failure

"If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously!"
- Cate Blanchett

"Success has many fathers, failure is a mother."
- Jeanne Phillips

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
- Quentin Crisp

"If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."
- Bill Lyon

"Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure."
- Knute Rockne

"Failure is inevitable. Success is elusive."
- Steven Spielberg

"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn."
- Agatha Christie

"Nothing succeeds like - failure."
- Oliver Herford

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