Funny Exam Quotes
Funny Quotes
"I mark a script like an exam, and I try not to do anything under 50 per cent. Similarly with the part. And also film is a peculiar thing, parts don't necessarily read in script form anything like as well as they can do when it comes to materialising."
- Funny Exam Quotes by John Hurt
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Woody Allen
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
- Funny Exam Quotes by George Carlin
"To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Jennifer Granholm
"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers."
- Funny Exam Quotes by H. L. Mencken
"Before I got Doctor Who, I went to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I went back to take the final grade exam, which is the grade you have to take before you can take the teacher's diploma."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Sarah Sutton
"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Charles Caleb Colton
"I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Mary Leakey
"Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Terry Pratchett
"I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage."
- Funny Exam Quotes by Dame Edith Evans
