Funny Engagement Quotes
Funny Quotes
"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Elizabeth Taylor
"I've been trying to get through to the speaking clock. Well, it's engaged. Well, it's been engaged for ten minutes. How is this possible? My wife isn't talking to it."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by John Cleese
"To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"An engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant as the case may beAn engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant as the case may be."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Anonymous
"My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Sally Poplin
"I like it, but it’s yellow, and I’m like, I didn’t want yellow for my engagement ring."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Paris Hilton
"But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Dinah Sheridan
"I have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Jules Asner
"I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement."
- Funny Engagement Quotes by Oscar Wilde
