"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
- Woody Allen
"I pay the schoolmaster, but it is the school boys who educate my son."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain
"There's a new tribunal now higher than God's -- The educated man's!"
- Robert Browning
"What does education often do? It makes a straight-cut ditch of a free, meandering brook."
- Henry David Thoreau
"The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt."
- Robert Buzzell
"A college education shows a man how little other people know."
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten."
- B. F. Skinner
"If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you."
- Robert F. Goheen
"America is the best half-educated country in the world."
- Nicholas Murray Butler
"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
- Jim Rohn
"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."
- Alec Bourne
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
- John Dryden
"I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am."
- Alice James
"Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."
- Joseph Stalin
"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't."
- Pete Seeger
"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
- Laurence J. Peter
"Education is that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
- Ambrose Bierce
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree."
- Lee Rudolph
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
- Derek Bok
"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."
- Beatrix Potter
"When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course."
- Peter F. Drucker
"It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it."
- Finley Peter Dunne
"Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated."
- Robert C. Savage
"If we practiced medicine like we practice education, we'd look for the liver on the right side and left side in alternate years."
- Alfred Kazinv