Funny Education Quotes

"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
- Woody Allen

"I pay the schoolmaster, but it is the school boys who educate my son."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain

"There's a new tribunal now higher than God's -- The educated man's!"
- Robert Browning

"What does education often do? It makes a straight-cut ditch of a free, meandering brook."
- Henry David Thoreau

"The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt."
- Robert Buzzell

"A college education shows a man how little other people know."
- Haliburton

"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten."
- B. F. Skinner

"If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you."
- Robert F. Goheen

"America is the best half-educated country in the world."
- Nicholas Murray Butler

"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
- Jim Rohn

"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."
- Alec Bourne

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
- John Dryden

"I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am."
- Alice James

"Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."
- Joseph Stalin

"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't."
- Pete Seeger

"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
- Laurence J. Peter

"Education is that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
- Ambrose Bierce

"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree."
- Lee Rudolph

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
- Derek Bok

"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."
- Beatrix Potter

"When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course."
- Peter F. Drucker

"It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it."
- Finley Peter Dunne

"Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated."
- Robert C. Savage

"If we practiced medicine like we practice education, we'd look for the liver on the right side and left side in alternate years."
- Alfred Kazinv

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