Funny Drug Quotes

"Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is."
- Angel Cordero, Jr.

"I don't need drugs to make my life tragic."
- Eddie Vedder

"Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?"
- Clifford Stoll

"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be. alcohol or morphine or idealism."
- Carl Gustav Jung

"Drugs are a bet with your mind."
- Jim Morrison

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson

"Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years."
- Tallulah Bankhead

"Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain."
- Allen Ginsberg

"I take it to be a principle rule of life, not to be too much addicted to any one thing."
- Terence

"All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation."
- W H Auden

"There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves."
- Martin H. Fischer

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