Funny Drinking Quotes
Funny Quotes
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Humphrey Bogart
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by W. C. Fields
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by George Burns
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Raymond Chandler
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Brendan Behan
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Laura Kightlinger
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Henny Youngman
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Don Marquis
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Lady Astor
A drink a day keeps the shrink away."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Edward Abbey
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Henny Youngman
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Brendan Behan
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by George Best
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Dudley Moore
I never trust a man that doesn't drink."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by John Wayne
Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by John Fletcher
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Frank Sinatra
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Knute Rockne
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Oscar Levant
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Henny Youngman
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
- Funny Drinking Quotes by Noel Coward
