Funny Diet Quotes

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
- Julia Child

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz

"I've found without question that the best way to lead others to a more plant-based diet is by example - to lead with your fork, not your mouth."
- Bernie Wilke

"In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet."
- Winston Churchill

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
- George Bernard Shaw

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks."
- Joe E. Lewis

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
- Joe E. Lewis

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
- Erma Bombeck

"I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent."
- Naomi Campbell

"Hope is a very thin diet."
- Thomas Shadwell

"Praise is the best diet for us, after all."
- Sydney Smith

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."
- Jackie Gleason

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet."
- William Gilmore Beymer

"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
- Irv Kupcinet

"Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet."
- Dan Bennett

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