Funny Death Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult."
- Funny Death Quotes by Edmund Gwenn
"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate."
- Funny Death Quotes by Ambrose Bierce
"I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day."
- Funny Death Quotes by George Axlerod
"Dear me! I must be turning into a god."
- Funny Death Quotes by Vespasian
"Death will be a great relief. No more interviews."
- Funny Death Quotes by Katherine Hepburn
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
- Funny Death Quotes by Woody Allen
"Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes."
- Funny Death Quotes by Benjamin Franklin
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Funny Death Quotes by Woody Allen
"Die, my dear doctor! That's the last thing I shall do!"
- Funny Death Quotes by Lord Palmerston
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
- Funny Death Quotes by Yogi Berra
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
- Funny Death Quotes by Johnny Carson
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- Funny Death Quotes by H.H. Munro
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Funny Death Quotes by Ian Fleming
"To you who have never died, may I say: Welcome to the world!"
- Funny Death Quotes by Clive Barker
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Funny Death Quotes by Sir Winston Churchill
"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."
- Funny Death Quotes by Jimi Hendrix
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
- Funny Death Quotes by Sam Levenson
"The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with – sudden death."
- Funny Death Quotes by Michael Phelps
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
- Funny Death Quotes by Redd Foxx
"But the peasants -- how do the peasants die?"
- Funny Death Quotes by Count Leo Tolstoy
"A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go."
- Funny Death Quotes by James Duffecy
"I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know."
- Funny Death Quotes by Lawrence Durrell
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
- Funny Death Quotes by Woody Allen.
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box."
- Funny Death Quotes by Italian Proverb
"When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once."
- Funny Death Quotes by Samuel Butler
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
- Funny Death Quotes by Woody Allen
"My father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular."
- Funny Death Quotes by Goodman Ace
