Funny Cooking Quotes
Funny Quotes
"My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Oprah Winfrey
"The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Andy Rooney
"There is such a buildup of crud in my oven there is only room to bake a single cupcake."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Phyllis Diller
"When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Gail Sheehy
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Harriet van Horne
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Phyllis Diller
"When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Russell Baker
"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Storm Jameson
"Where there's smoke, there's toast."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Anon
"Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Gerald Nachman
"The art of cookery is the art of poisoning mankind, by rendering the appetite still importunate, when the wants of nature are supplied."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Francois Fenelon
"If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Robert Morley
"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Katherine Cebrian
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Calvin Trillin
"God sends meat and the devil sends cooks."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Thomas Deloney
"I prefer my oysters fried; That way I know my oysters died."
- Funny Cooking Quotes by Roy G. Blount, Jr.
