"Only one thing is certian about coffee.... Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation."
- Mark Pendergrast
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
- Stephanie Piro
"The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks."
- Sir James Mackintosh
"No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils."
- Henry Ward Beecher
"If this is coffee, then please-bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee."
- Flash Rosenberg
"I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume."
- John Van Druten
"Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical."
- Jonathan Swift
"The discovery of coffee has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope."
- Isidore Bourdon
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister."
- Bob Irwin
"He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something."
- Josephine Baker
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven."
- Jessi Lane Adams
"There isn't enough coffee in the United States to keep everyone awake during a Presidential election campaign."
- Donald W. Brown
"We usually don't notice until the coffee tastes funny."
- Anne Afdahl
"I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee."
- Carly Simon
"Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with."
- Drew Sirtors