Funny Chocolate Quotes

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are."
- Matt Lauer

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces."
- Judith Viorst

"I never met a chocolate I didn’t like."
- Deanna Troi

"Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man."
- Miranda Ingram

"Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing."
- Milton Snavely Hershey

"Twill make Old Women Young and Fresh; Create New Motions of the Flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they but taste of chocolate."
- James Wadworth

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!"
- Lucy Van Pelt

"When I buy chocolate cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn’t taste that bad."
- Janette Barber

"Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get."
- Forrest Gump

"There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE!"
- Linda Grayson


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