Funny Break Up Quotes

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
- Steve Martin

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
- Katherine Hepburn

"Men are a luxury, not a necessity."
- Cher

"Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love."
- Bob Udkoff

"You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again."
- Unknown

"Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
- Miss Piggy

"The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one."
- Rita Rudner

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
- Oscar Wilde

"Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them."
- Unknown

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."
- Alexander Graham Bel

"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable."
- Cher

"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."
- Victoria Holt

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
- Unknown

"One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing."
- Byron Nelson

"Breaking up is not a stupid thing. Instead, it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes."
- Unknown

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