Funny Break Up Quotes
Funny Quotes
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Steve Martin
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Katherine Hepburn
"Men are a luxury, not a necessity."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Cher
"Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Bob Udkoff
"You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Unknown
"Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Miss Piggy
"The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Rita Rudner
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Unknown
"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Alexander Graham Bel
"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Cher
"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Victoria Holt
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Unknown
"One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Byron Nelson
"Breaking up is not a stupid thing. Instead, it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes."
- Funny Break Up Quotes by Unknown
