Funny Birthday Quotes

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.""
- Jerry Seinfeld

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age!"
- Robert Frost

"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything; the young know everything."
- Oscar Wilde

"After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head."
- Washington Irving

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!"
- Lucille Ball

"We are only young once. That is all society can stand."
- Bob Bowen

"There is still no cure for the common birthday!"
- John Glenn

"No one grows old by living—only by losing interest in living."
- Marie Ray

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good!"
- Stephen Wright

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Mark Twain

"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
- George Carlin

"The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune."
- Pope Paul

"It takes a long time to grow young."
- Pablo Picasso

"I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too."
- Gloria Swanson

"Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
- Pope John XXIII

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughan

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
- George Harrison

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