Funny Attitude Quotes

Punk was defined by an attitude rather than a musical style.
- David Byrne

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
- Vince Lombardi

Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
- Hubert Humphrey

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
- Ronnie Shakes

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
- Thomas Dewar

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
- Josh Billings

Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
- Swedish Proverb

It’s your aptitude, not just your attitude that determines your ultimate altitude.
- Zig Ziglar

I am an optimist. It does not seem to be much use being anything else.
- Winston Churchill

The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

Nothing is interesting if you’re not interested.
- Helen MacInness

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